So, once again, it's my word against his! Okay, fellas, this is Charlotte's place.īarry, toss this Frisbee into her backyard, so we'll have an excuse to knock on her door. I ain't till-dippin'! It was Clarence the Goat. I'd love to chat, Franny, but I'm swamped and I got to find Betsy. Hey, I see you with that TP! I'll cut off your hands, you thief! Roger, try to take it easy. Look, Toby, there's only two things for sale here: a sense of community and the credit card information of people who pass out. (chuckles) Sell? Sorry, what'd you say your name was? Toby. It's just that for a third-floor bar only accessible after passing through a residential home, you do a pretty brisk business.Īnd if you're willing to sell, my company would be very interested. If this a pyramid scheme, don't say another word, because I am in. I hope you don't mind me interrupting, but there is an alternative to all this hard work. Roger, you can't keep going at this pace. There are no days off when you're running a dive bar. (humming): Om om om Sorry, Francine, I'm working. You want to come? They might play your favorite song. I said it's for customers only! (glass shatters) (groans) Now what? Just a sec on that refill. I just got to think about my order in the bathroom. Well, no, right, I'm totally gonna get some food. Well, your problem keeps my lights on, Mick.īetsy! Keg change! Where is that damn girl? Bets! Hey, uh, can I use your bathroom? It's for customers only. Oh, my God, do you know what this means? We're gonna get laid! And the Spice Channel is still profitable! We got a we got a big problem here, Roger. I mostly just stay home and watch the Spice Channel and Cartoon Network, so if you guys ever want to come No. ![]() ![]() I just want to say I won't be any trouble. Where are you registered, and what have you still not received? Wait.Ī-Are you saying you did stuff with boys? Yeah. This is a bit embarrassing but I'm required to go door-to-door to notify all my new neighbors that I'm a registered (quietly): sex offender. It's right there! (doorbell rings) Oh, hi. " Do not enter the kingdom of heaven! Beezus is a Christ figure! Her name rhymes with Jesus. No permission! The sign said, "Do Not Enter. You'll always have a place to drink here, you degenerate scumbag. , and I can legally sell you alcohol again. (upbeat march plays) Good morning, USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good Good morning, USA Aah! Good morning, USA! (alarm clock playing music) (yawns) Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up.
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